CHRIS BYLETT 

 

 

Presenting Top-Quality
Professional Entertainment

 

TV ~ Corporates ~ Weddings ~ Cabaret ~ Kids' Shows

 

 

Fed up with the ‘same old thing’ ??!!

 

 

Check this out for something a little bit different………..

A man who’s paid to talk to himself !!

 

 

Cabaret

 

 

 

CHRIS BYLETT & Co

 

The BEST in Magic & VENTERTAINMENT

 

Rated by Showbiz newspaper 'The Stage' as

one of the Top-10 Vents in the Country !!

 

'Desmond' & 'Charlie' work very well together in Cabaret, & Kids’ Shows.

‘Charlie’ also works exceptionally well with Chris in Walk-About presentations.

(details of all these are below)

There is also a third member of the 'Gang':

Who mainly works with Chris on TV (including: ‘AA’ Advert, ‘Make My Day’, ‘Puppet Love’).

He is also available for Corporate work and ‘Mix-and-Mingle’

 

The pictures of Chris at the top of this page, plus the composite of him with

Desmond & Charlie, and the one above of Stan were all taken by

Richard Clark:  www.richardclarkphotography.co.uk

 

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Vocals ('trained' singer) and 'Stand-Up' Comedy usually included in the Show

Also available for specialist TV/Film/Corporate work

Extensive experience in TV, Concert and Cabaret,

at 'Home' and Overseas (including Cruising).

 

Take a look at an excerpt from a TV show where

Chris (seemingly) took great delight in chopping

Desmond’s head off !!  Here it is on YouTube:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOoGphrlW40

 

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Numerous TV & Radio appearances, both UK & World-Wide, including:

‘The Weakest Link’; ‘Graham Norton Show’; ‘Brainiac’ ; Ch4’s ‘3-minute Wonder’

 ‘AA’ TV advert (see link below); ‘Casualty’ (featured role as ‘Arthur Brain & Neville’);

 ‘Barrymore’ (and ‘Barrymore, the best bits’); ‘Make My Day’; ‘TFI Friday’;

‘The Warehouse’; ‘The BIG Breakfast’; ‘Guys ‘n’ Dolls’ (3 series);

‘Live Wire’; ‘New Faces’; ‘Look East’; Sky Sport (!!); e4; UK Gold;

Silent Witness (walk-on part !!)

 

You can still see the ‘AA’ Ad by using this link to go to a site where it is shown:

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=22845&type=coolad&startrow=1

 

 

 

~~  What a start to 2009  ~~

 

we were all (including Gina !)

featured on a series of ‘shorts’ entitled

 

  'Puppet Love'   

 

On Ch4’s ‘3-minute Wonder’ !!!!

 

Charlie & Chris appeared on Sky TV’s

   'Brainiac'   

 

We were one of the ‘Shocking Acts’, and our ‘episode’ was

broadcast in February 2008 and then again in March & October !!

 

Did you see me (without any of the ‘gang’) on

 

THE WEAKEST LINK

 

'You are the Weakest Link .... Goodbye !!'

 

It was broadcast in 2007, and repeated in 2008.

They included all the ‘good’ bits, including a nice bit of

business’ I did with Anne, when I ventriloquised the

immortal’ words and Anne just opened & shut her mouth !!

Oh, yes (and just in case you really are interested)….. I didn’t

win (big ‘aaah’ !!), but did get through to the final three !!

(We woz robbed missus !!!!)

 

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Here are some genuine quotes from

trade’ newspaper The Stage .......

“..most polished of all ventriloquists..”

 “..a name synonymous with the superior end

of the business of Ventriloquism..”

“.. a formidable live act with a reputation built on all-round appeal.”

  “.. Great fun from one of the UK’s leading exponents..”

“...a tremendously professional act...not many Vents...

he is undoubtedly one of the best.”

“...Highlight of the evening…the experience of

Chris shows in every move and word.”

“...that avuncular Vent with the velvety voice…”

“...rich in experience...material is original & saucy...

Indulges in interchanges (with Desmond and Charlie)

which prove his mastery of the voice-throwing art.”

  ... banter with his ‘partners’ is seamless ... always

good to see an experienced Pro in action.”

  ... years of operatic training have bequeathed him the legacies of

 a magnificent (singing) voice and a system of breath-control which

makes him one of the best ventriloquial technicians in the business.”

 

  Good-quality PA system

  Pre-mix control system forms part of our on-Stage props

  Either fully self-contained, or through in-house PA

  Able to control all our sound and ‘effects’ from Stage

► Clear, seven-piece Band parts; will always work with

live’ musicians whenever appropriate/practicable

 

 

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MAGIC ON THE    MOVE

 

  This is exactly what it says it is !!

  It is a VERY popular presentation of Close-Up magic and

can be combined with ‘Mix-’n’-Mingle’ .… usually with Charlie !!

 

        

 

The picture above was taken at St.Neots Town Football Club

and the one below at the ‘Pentecost Picnic’ in Buckden

What about that ‘Grandad’ hat !!.....It was a sunny day !!

……..one of the very few in 2008 !!

 

 

These pictures are of ‘Magic-on-the-Move’

taken at a major Supermarket (Charlie was there,

but didn’t appear in any of these pictures …aaah !!).

 

 

 

 

Here’s Chris, at the same event, doing his ‘party trick’

 .... balancing a Kid’s baseball cap on his nose, with

absolutely no wires or any other means of support !

 

   WOW !!!!

 

Despite nobody appearing to be taking any

notice, the audience were very impressed!!

 

 

Here are Chris & Charlie ‘on duty’ at Cineworld, Huntingdon,

where they appear regularly at ‘Movies for Juniors’ on Saturdays.

They are joined by guest Daisy Brownlow and, if you look carefully,

you’ll also see that Charlie is cradling a mini teddy bear, called Brian !!

Brian belongs to Miss Britchford's Class at Maple Grove

Infants School in March, Cambs, and he manages to

appear in all sorts of places……. even at the cinema

………..and on the internet !!

 

Photo by: Kath at Evolution Photography

evolutionphotos@yahoo.co.uk

 

 

And now here are Chris & Charlie, with old friend

(and very good singer !!) Danny Owen, plus

some kids (who all seem to be having a good

time) on a nice sunny day (when was that ??!!)

at the very popular Witham Puppet Festival !!

www.dannyowen.co.uk

 

 

 

 

In a bar in Mayrhofen, Austria, here’s a very happy-looking

 volunteer’, Colin, about to have his thumb ‘chopped-off’ !!

 

 

We were on holiday…..does this man never stop ??

 

Obviously not…..he’s at it again, this time with

two young ladies in an Austrian bowling alley !!

 

 

Just for a bit of fun, here’s a ‘mind-bender’

which I hope you enjoy; just click on this link:

http://www.magictricks.co.uk/mindreader

 

MAGIC MANIA

 

  Superb high-quality Show for Kids (& Families)

  Features Desmond, ‘The World’s Most Magical Duck’

 plus the ever-cheeky, and much-loved, Charlie…..

plus some other ‘surprise’ characters !!

  Usually incorporates ‘Balloonology’ (see below)

  Very successful, and sought-after, in Schools,

Theatres, Clubs, Holiday Centres, and

Shopping Precincts, plus private parties

  Normally lasts approx 45 mins to 1 hour

 

 

 

BALLOONOLOGY

 

  usually included in ‘Magic Mania’ but also

available as a separate presentation

  This is a ‘fun’ name for a ‘fun’ presentation

of walk-about balloon-modelling:

everything from swords and ‘raspberry guns’

to mice, elephants and reindeer,

with a selection of hats, giraffes

         and dogs  along the way,….

with a few jokes thrown in  …. All good clean fun !!

 

Ha-ha-ha…. Dogs.…that is so funny !!

 

 

Circus Skills Workshops....

CIRCUS MANIA

 

The All-Action Fun-Time for ALL the Family

 

Highly-successful & much sought-after  Ideal for Adults and Children alike

  'Hands-on' ….. Have-a-go ! !   Schools, Leisure Complexes

Shopping Precincts, Holiday Centres, Clubs, Play-Schemes, Private Parties

Special Events and 'Corporates'    Also 'WALK-ABOUT' circus skills

  Many major Clients, including: Selfridges; Ascot Festival of Racing;

Medway Arts Festival; Wicksteed Park; Leeds Castle; NatWest Trophy….

  THESE REALLY ARE GREAT FUN !!!! 

 

      Skills include:  Juggling, Plate-Spinning, Diabolo, Stunt-Sticks, ‘Magicars’

Fun-Wheels, Pedal-Go, Stilts, Skip-&-Go, ‘Hoppers’ & Hula-Hoops

Demo’s are given of all the activities before anyone is

allowed to use them, and then everyone is encouraged

to ‘have-a-go’ under careful, but fun-filled, guidance

 

Here are some shots of ‘Circus Mania’ in full-swing !!

A great time is being had by one and all !!

 

     

 

 

NB: As paid-up members of Equity we are

covered for £10M Public Liability Insurance

(Policy Number: RTT112094) but we do

also always make every effort to ensure

that everyone is fully aware of any necessary

precautions needed before using any kit

 

For further details ………

 

 circusmania@ventriloquist.co.uk

 

I’m waiting for your email or call……

 

 

 

 

Shows for
SCHOOLS

  

 

 Extensive experience presenting Shows in Schools.

  Magic Mania’ is very popular as a ‘one-off’ special

show for the Children and/or as an end-of-Term treat !!

  Circus’ Mania’ works similarly well, and can be

tied-in to the National Curriculum; the Workshops

are suitable for both KS1 & KS2, and are

equally popular with older Children AND STAFF !!

 

                                                                   

      

 

(as is often the case, I’ve actually got three !!)

 

 

 

   Kids' Parties  

 

  Both ‘Magic Mania’ & ‘Circus Mania’

are IDEAL for Kids’ Birthday Parties

  Many years’ experience in presenting this

type of Show, and regularly re-booked !!

Magic Mania’ is different to any other magic

Show as it is based around ‘Charlie’ & ‘Desmond’

plus some other surprise ‘Vent’ characters !!

Call us for details & prices

 

Here are some children enjoying ‘Magic Mania’

 

 

And here are some (genuine !!) quotes from recent satisfied

customers who booked ‘Magic Mania’ for their kid’s birthday party:

 

‘I just wanted to say a very big thank you for entertaining

the children (and adults) at Ryan’s party…... Everyone

had a wonderful time….. Thank you for helping to

make it so special. It was a pleasure to meet you.’

 

‘Just wanted to say a big "thank you" ever so much for the great

time Jacob and his pirates and princesses had on Saturday!

They all enjoyed themselves immensely. I will definitely be

recommending you to others who are stuck for ideas of how

to keep a load of 5-year-olds quiet for such a long time .....!’

 

‘Just like to say a huge ‘thank you’ for the show you put on

yesterday. It was brilliant !! Everyone enjoyed it, especially

Chloe, so thanks again. We will definitely recommend you,

and hope to see you perform again. Many thanks.’

 

  ‘Just wanted to say thank you so much for being our very-much-enjoyed

entertainer at Victoria's birthday party. Several of the children enjoyed

it so much they said it was the best party they had been to! They

loved Charlie and Desmond, which I'm sure won't surprise you’

 

 ‘Thank you so much for such a brilliant show yesterday.

The children had so much fun and many of the Mums have

asked me about you. Eleanor is still laughing this morning

about Desmond’s trunks! I knew you would do a good job,

but it was even better than I thought, so a huge thank you’.

 

‘I just wanted to say thanks again for coming to Nuala's party! It was a fabulous success!’

 

It sure was…………

Here are a bemused-looking Emmy and a very smiley Nuala, with Charlie (and Chris)

 

 

How about this for an idea for a Party Cake,

with a difference….it was made for a girl’s birthday

bash’ at which we did one of our shows…

basically it’s a ‘pyramid’ of decorated cup-cakes

each with a guest’s name ‘flagged’ on it and the

Birthday Kid’s cake on the top, with candle(s)

…..good, eh ??!!

 

 

 

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……. CLICK HERE:

 

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If you do have some ‘out-door’ activities

please don’t use Kitty as a ‘wet’ target

as she will not be very pleased !!!!

 

 

 

And finally (a blast from the past !!) .......

A picture taken (some 35 years ago) at a ‘Gospel’ Show, in Surrey.

Centre stage is the Star of the Show .... the ever-young-looking

(bespectacled) Cliff Richard. On this occasion Cliff was ably

supported by a very popular, locally-based, Cabaret/Folk/Gospel

trio called ‘The New Countryfolk’. On the right of the picture

(on guitar) is Heather Lee; Centre-Stage (on Double Bass) is

Wendy Everett; on the left of the picture (on banjo) is .......

you’ve probably guessed by now .... a youthful-looking Chris !!

Isn’t he thin….and look at all that hair !!   Hey-Ho, those were the days !!

 

 

 

 

Further details of all our Shows available

from any reputable Entertainment Agency

or CONTACT US DIRECT:

 

Chris & Gina Bylett

7 Lark End, Buckden, St.Neots

Cambs., PE19 5SP

    Telephone: 01480 812777 

Mobile: 07770 585841

 

      chris@ventriloquist.co.uk 

 

 

I can't respond to any emails today, something has

crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

If you’ve made it to the end, then now’s the time to lie-down….relax….chill-out !!

 

 

 

 

 

Want to see some more fantastic pics like these…….

 

then check out the website of our (very talented) son, Jamie….

www.billabong-photos.co.uk

 

Specialist Wildlife & Pet Photographer